A completely unbiased, scientifically accurate* analysis of why dogs reign supreme.
An irrefutable list of facts* that prove dogs are superior
*Opinions presented as facts
Dogs don't just tolerate you — they ADORE you. Tail wags per day: unlimited.
Come home after 5 minutes? Welcome home hero! Cats? They might blink at you.
That full-body wiggle when you walk in? Pure joy. Unconditional. Unstoppable.
Hiking? Swimming? Road trips? Dogs are IN. Cats are OUT... of the house without permission.
Sing badly? Dance weird? Your dog thinks you're amazing. Your cat is taking notes.
Dogs would follow you to the ends of the earth. Cats would watch you leave and claim your chair.
Case closed. Look at these good boys and girls.
Pure happiness in motion
Look at this face. LOOK AT IT.
Ball > Everything
Professional cuddler
Photos by Bas Peperzak, sarah b, Istiphoto98, Álvaro Niño on Unsplash
Dogs are better than cats. This is not up for debate.
(But we still love cats. They're just... different. Like that one friend who only texts back 3 days later.)